Ever been Cockblocked?

Get some $COCK coin! Raise your hand, and give the finger to the man! Tell them… WE DON’T GIVE A FLOCK!

Examples of being cockblocked...

(Obviously) The ‘booty’ you were restricted from.
The promotion or raise you did not get.
Late because of an idiot on the road.
Got destroyed on a video game to a cheater.
Had to wait on a public restroom when you had to go really bad.

YOU HAVE BEEN COCKBLOCKED!

Break the chain with your own $COCK

We developed this crypto coin as a rebellion against YOU being screwed over and over again!

Buy some $COCK (coin) and say FTW!

Possibly make some hump money on the side…

How We Fight Back

The Flock Manifesto

100% Organic Spite

We were founded on the collective frustration of a thousand cock-blocks. We’re fueled by the need to win..

Zero Corporate BS

No "synergy," no "moving the needle," and definitely no kale. Just raw, honest rebellion.

Built-In Utility

We aren't just a dead-end meme. Use your $COCK to score real-world deals on the gear you actually want.

We Actually Care

We’re here to make sure you get a laugh every time you check your wallet.

Cock-Block Faves!

"The chemistry was perfect and we were finally heading back to her place for a drink. We walked in to find her 'ex-boyfriend' sitting on the couch with a spare key and a supreme pizza"

Chrisp2120

"I spent six months hitting every KPI and was told the corner office was mine on Monday. Monday morning, the CEO’s nephew—who thinks Excel is a brand of gum—was introduced as my new boss."

Casey Parez

"We finally got the baby to sleep and had the house to ourselves for the first time in weeks. Two minutes into the 'fun,' my mother-in-law Face Timed to ask if we had a good recipe for kale salad."

Susan Felt

NOW! Who wants some $COCK?

Special access to videos, ability to purchase merch, airdrops, and MORE! PLUS bragging rights that you have a lot of $COCK

DON’T GET LEFT IN THE COOP.
Drop your email below to get an alert the second the $COCK is released. No spam, just the signal you need to join the rebellion before the gates close.

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