The business in the front, “get lost” in the back uniform.

From the front, you look like a civilized human being with a minimalist aesthetic. But as soon as you turn around? Pure, unadulterated poultry-themed defiance. This is the shirt for the person who is tired of being bothered by the “flock” and wants to stake a humorous claim on their personal space.

Whether you’re actually banning $COCK or just wearing it to see who has the guts to bring it up, this tee is a conversation starter (and finisher) all in one.

Why this tee belongs in your rotation:

• The “Sneak Attack” Graphic: A clean, small chest logo keeps things subtle until you turn your back on the haters to reveal the massive “NO $COCK ALLOWED!” warning.

• Soft-as-Butter Cotton: 100% ring-spun cotton that’s light enough for a summer festival but durable enough to survive a night at the pub.

• Built for the Long Haul: Features a ribbed collar and reinforced shoulder tape, because your shirt should be as resilient as your attitude.

• The Perfect Canvas: Crisp white fabric that makes the red and black graphics pop, ensuring your “No Entry” sign is visible from across the room.

Pro-Tip: Wear this to your next “Mandatory Fun” office event. When your boss asks what it means, just tell them it’s a very exclusive club they aren’t invited to.

Care Instructions: Machine wash cold. Do not iron the back print—you wouldn’t want to melt the rooster’s resolve.